Another Very funny Friday Funny ::::: The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. I promise! Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didnt seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!). Then he said, We need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, Oh, crap, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 12:23:22 +0000
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