Another benefit to having guy friends over girlfriends. If a - TopicsExpress



          

Another benefit to having guy friends over girlfriends. If a girlfriend showed up at my house unexpectedly and finds me crying on the back porch steps, she goes into these motivational quotes while her arms are wrapped around you, invading your personal space and then calls your mom when she pulls out of your driveway because shes worried about you. But with a guy friend, its so much easier. Went like this... . . . HIM: Why are you back here? Oh youre crying. Umm........... Im sorry youre sad about something. ME: its fine. HIM: should I hug you or something? ME: please dont. HIM: good, because your hair smells like that artificial shower stuff. I always know youre really depressed when you smell like that. Want to go to Dairy Queen or save a puppy or something?
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 18:01:28 +0000

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