Another episode in the CRAZIEST WORK PLACE EVER: I enter building after a short lunch stroll... I head to elevator where a short older Latina woman is waiting... Ive seen her in building several time although no words have ever been exchanged... I feel her icy stare... Her: *clears throat* *in a thick Spanish accent* excuse me, but you are wearing a womans coat Me: what did you say? Thinking, no hoping i missed something in translation... Her: *louder* I said you are wearing a womans coat! Look at you even your shirt is womans what is this? Now anyone who knows me is aware I love and have a keen understanding of mens haberdashery and regardless of my alter ego, I am not particularly fond of womans clothing... Certainly never wear any during work day... Her: Why? Me: cause i am a crossdressing bearded transgender hermaphrodite and I just dont give a fuq Her: huh ??? *ding* elevator opens going down she steps on... Me: you going down, Ill wait cause I am on my way Up
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 18:49:37 +0000
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