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Another hilarious joke to take away the stress of the times, laugh it out: Jona:(over a bottle of specially brewed ogidiga)...Hello, hello....Alison baby....this strategy is working like magic o! Alison: Yes ooooo(laughing out loud). Yeye people...theyve stopped talking about the missing $20billion. for how long should we continue the scarcity your majesty? Jona: Hmmnnnnn....(belched) Give me at least one week more...Im still in the centenary mood. A child that says his mother will not sleep in peace shall not enjoy any sleep too. But let your people continue to dish out reasons why the scarcity is man- made and no fault of ours o. Alison: Ok your majesty! I wouldnt mind if Dr Okups can lend a voice... Jona: (Snaps) Excellent! He could em..em..em say the scarcity is politically motivated, that opposition has colluded with fuel marketers to hoard fuel just to nail this government. Alison: Thats true o!. Ah your majesty...youre a genuis(laughing out loud) Jona:(Feeling cool now) Thats what it is. To lead this stubborn people requires ingenuity. So as I was saying...before they had no power. And they were still making noise. Now that they have no fuel even to power their generators and cars...let me see how they will have mouth to criticize. Alison: (Laughter)..theyre already begging o...Just read on someones facebook page now.NNPC, were sorry. Were no longer looking for $20billion. Just give us fuel. Jona: (Laughter) Won ti ri kenken! Alison: Your majesty...youre speaking yoruba? Jona: I served there many years ago. Alison: Thats true o! But your royal majesty....that reminds me...what of the Kano prince? what is the next line of action? Jona: That one? Hes a goner! Please I need to attend to centenary needs now...just keep up the good...(Hangs up) Alison: Hello....helllo...hello...(All the girls them dey dance galala. But this new dance don cause casala..........skelewu resonates in the background)Centenary celebration continues jo!!! #stolen#

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