Another one from Bob williamson .. ive had to type every word from memory cos i cant find it anywhere ;-) Little jonny was playing in the garden one day, playing at cards and dice into the garden came little gertrude carrying 3 white mice Ive got some of them jonny said gert said no youve not he said alright i bet you a penny stick of spanish ive got everything that youve got So jonny rolled up his little pullover and laid his naval bare and as he stood up standing he said i bet you havent got one of them there yes i have lifting up her blouse yes i have said gert but the only difference in mine and yours is mine isnt covered in dirt so jonny pulled down his little pair of trousers and showed her what lay beneath when she saw she hadnt got one she was overcome with grief dropped her mouse, ran in to the house shouting for her mum said jonnys got something under his pants and mummy i havent got one 5 minutes later she came out of the house, she didnt make a sound jonny was jumping bursting with pride waving his thing around she said alright jon, i know youve won but i dont really mind cos me mummy said as long as ive got one of these i can get one of them anytime ;-)
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 15:22:39 +0000
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