Anti-Pick Up Lines: He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, I’d rather have the money. He: Will you go out with me this Saturday? She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend. He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out. She: Okay. Go out. He: I think I could make you very happy. She: Why? Are you leaving? He: Shall we go see a movie? She: I have already seen it. He: Where have you been all my life? She: Hiding from you. He: Haven’t I seen you some place before? She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 08:13:41 +0000