Any 1 have a link to the real 2000 / NT sources? I dont think this is any but it appears to be right #include win31.h #include win95.h #include win98.h #include workst~1.h #include evenmore.h #include oldstuff.h #include billrulz.h #include monopoly.h #include backdoor.h #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big(16000000); void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_100_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2(); make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); disable_Netscape(); disable_RealPlayer(); disable_Lotus_Products(); hang_system(); } //if write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_31(); do_nothing_loop(); } // if } //while if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed,very_slow); set_mouse(action,jumpy); set_mouse(reaction,sometimes); } //if /* printf(Welcome to Windows 3.1); */ /* printf(Welcome to Windows 3.11); */ /* printf(Welcome to Windows 95); */ /* printf(Welcome to Windows NT 3.0); */ /* printf(Welcome to Windows 98); */ /* printf(Welcome to Windows NT 4.0); */ printf(Welcome to Windows 2000); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt) else system_memory = open(a:swp0001.swp,O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } // while create_general_protection_fault(); } // main
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 23:45:07 +0000
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