Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947) Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980 Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone that read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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