Any road up. Getting old is such a rich and rewarding experience. You can tell old jokes to people whove never heard them. (Pond Scum as I call them!) You have a weath of experience which you can pass on (And be called an old fart!) You can wax lyrical about days gone by (Apparantly you must wash your hands afterward though. Just like reading poetry in public!) You can pass wind liberally, (Did I spell that right?) Forget how to spell, need a piss every half hour, forget important birthdays, look forward to cancer of the bowel (But not testicular Cancer. Thats a young mans game), completely forget all sorts of stuff. Short term memory is the first to go. Old age. Its the gift that never stops giving! I have a theory. If ya dont wanna hear it tough Shit. Im old so ya have to listen. Dont interupt cause Ill just start from the beginning again! Any road up. Getting old is such a rich and rewarding . . . . OW FxxK I forgot my blog thingy. Thought Id done it, but didnt. So, 8th March at The Crown. Usual mayhem setting up. Nothing worked properly. Sound was awfull (Sorry) and we didnt play IRON MAN Sorry Dave, but we are working on it. Ron managed to start singing in all the wrong places. Adam still hates Radar Love (Which I Fxxked up too!) Matt confessed that he may take up Lactation as a semi-serious hobby. Mary lou (MARY LOU!) was microphone stand Queen (GOD BLESS YA GALL!) And, I raised £151.49 for Lennoc Childrens Cancer Fund because I went home bald as a bald thing which is bald. Im sure there is a result in there somewhere but, I think the real winner is Matt! So. Seriously. Thankyou all for putting ya hands in ya pocket. It really is a worthy cause Until next time Memorex And, remember. Getting old is such a rich and rewarding experience. But the De Ja Vu is a Fxxking nightmare . . . Luv Hoot
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 18:56:14 +0000
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