Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Laggard(1904). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein(1872). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume- Isaac Newton(1904). He who fully unwrap a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln(1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything- Martin Luther King Jr.(1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with an MFM (Mountain of Fire & Miracles) member - William Shakespeare(1788). He who asks for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander III (1709). He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king jnr(1931). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder....Obasanjo(1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947) Nigeria was clearly not on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980 (I reject that in Jesus name!) Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone that reads this without laffin, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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