Apparently each year more and more people are kicking up their fuss about Columbus day. reuters/article/2014/10/06/us-usa-washington-columbus-idUSKCN0HV27E20141006 We could leap frog this logic and create an international day the whole Earth would celebrate with a name something like Conquer day. On this day, everyone, and I mean everyone, looks to how their own people were conquered, and or also how they did some conquering. S/he without sin gets to throw stones. Everyone else has to use their fists. Little kids will make mock macaroni mass-murder murals. I can imagine the Attila the Hun army reliefs stretching across the school walls from Bashkortostan to the Baltic sea. Little 2nd graders dressing up in Polynesians costumes pantomiming rowing their canoes from island to island bludgeoning anyone standing on the shores. Kick up your school donations parents, we are going to need a lot of water based red paint. We might as well make it a two-fer, and make it a two day event with the second day being Plague and Pestilence. Little kids in the North East of America can learn how 95% of the natives were wiped out just years before the white man even showed up. Goth kids are so going to own Black Plague day. It will be a day where biologists visit schools in full Hazmat-suits and make examples of all the hippie kids for having parents that didnt vaccinate them. Each kid gets to take home their own quarantine kit, in an assortment of colours. dont forget to stand up and thank Jonas Salk for saving your white, yellow, pink, red, brown or black arse, because you probably wouldnt be here right now if it was not for him. Perhaps we call it Sulk & Salk day. Hey, lets take a 5-Second-moment and read the Disease column of this grid... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 03:46:09 +0000
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