Apple supermarket to sell sleek tech-beans 24-09-13 APPLE has retaliated against Tesco’s tablet computer by opening a minimalist supermarket selling forward-thinking foods. Beans are sold individually AppleMart’s flagship product is a tin of beans with an intuitive ring-pull and tomato sauce that connects the consumer’s tongue to a range of social media. The store occupies a vast warehouse space but only has six products including the beans and a tiny green ball called an iLettuce, which are displayed on perspex plinths. Apple acolyte Nikki Hollis said: “I paid £30 for a trolley but after reading the terms and conditions it appeared I wouldn’t get that back. “They then said if I wanted to browse the bread aisle I needed an upgraded trolley that cost another fifty quid. “But the kids have said they’re fine with having less food if it means they’re part of a cool brand.” AppleMart will be promoted by a TV ad campaign featuring silhouetted dancers holding up rolls of bin bags and jars of mayonnaise. Home shopping customers have been advised that groceries scheduled for delivery tonight are delayed until mid-November while Apple irons out a loaf bug that has caused some bread bins to explode.
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 04:24:26 +0000
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