April 12, 2014: Ive been pretty busy today, so I havent gotten around to wishing David Letterman a happy 67th birthday yet. Even though Dave has never invited me to appear on his show and has never sent me a birthday greeting (I understand hes also a busy guy and besides that, hes never heard of me), I am publicly extending a special birthday offer to Dave. Dave: if you make your way to St. Charles, Illinois within the next 9 days, Ill treat you to dinner at your choice of Portillos, Jersey Mikes Subs, or Frankys Red Hots (each of those restaurants east side St. Charles location only, of course). This offer is not transferrable and may not be exchanged for something of equal or lesser value. Oh, Dave, its OK if you want to bring Paul Shaffer along - Ill buy dinner for him, too. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE! P.S.: Im sorry that youre retiring next year - I really like your show!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:37:20 +0000