Archaeologists Agree Ancient Man Was Stupid In an unprecedented televised broadcast today at Cambridge University in England, scientists and archaeologists have admitted that ancient man was indeed devoid of all reasoning capability and it is a wonder the Human race managed to continue past the Precambrian Era. Citing excellent examples of theories dating back to the mid 1800s, scientists have finally issued a statement of fact which removes all doubt: People used to use stones for pillows...youve got to be, pardon the pun, dumb as a rock to do that. Yes, given the choice between a nice soft lump of rotting mastodon flesh and a boulder...mankind actually chose the incredibly hard and insurmountably uncomfortable lump of granite on which to lie their heads. It never fails to amuse me...this thing we call Human intelligence Colin Jeffries, Professor of Ancient Homosapien Studies at Oxford University stated. You can pretty it up in a Brad Pitt package, but underneath it all, were still just juxtapositioning for a leg-up to climb out of the Primordial Soup...thereby drowning someone beneath you in your own stupidity.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:27:28 +0000
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