Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southern Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: Youre walking down a Deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, Locks eyes with you, Screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP gun, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? .................................................................... THINK AND READ CAREFULLY THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrats Answer: • Well, thats not enough information to answer the question! • Does the man look poor or oppressed? • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? • Could we run away? • What does my wife think? • What about the kids? • Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? • What does the law say about this situation? • Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? • Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? • Is it possible hed be happy with just killing me? • Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? • If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? • Should I call 9-1-1? • Why is this street so deserted? • We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. • Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior? • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. • This is all so confusing! ............................................................................. Republicans Answer: BANG! ........................................................................ Southern Rednecks Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! Son: Can I shoot the next one?! Wife: You aint taking that to the Taxidermist! ...if you re-load when shooting in self-defense... ...you MIGHT be a Southern Redneck.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 05:05:03 +0000