Are you tired of having to wipe your ass every time you take a shit? Finger breaks through the paper giving you shitty finger, and you dont know whether to pull up your pants or waddle to the sink with your pants around your ankles. Or do you just want to have that fresh clean feeling? Well We have the thing for you> NEW from Juan Vadez Industries comes Mierda Se Ha Ido An all new revolutionary product that makes taking a shit a whole new experience. You simply take two pills a day and your shitting woes are over! How does it work? WE DONT KNOW! But here are some comments from satisfied customers Rosa from Tijuana writes: Esta Mierda es increible. Nunca tendre que limpiarme el culo de nuevo. Mierda se ha ido es el mejor! Carlos from Mexico City writes: Solia tener mierda en mis dedos cada vez que limpe el culo. Ahora, con la mierda se ha ido. estoy dedo mierda gratis! Gracias mierda se ha ido. Taco deBello Writes: Cada vez que tomaba una mierda, mi culo seria picar y arder durante horas. Con la mierda se ha ido, estoy tan fresco como la brisa de un verano. Waring: Taking Mierda Se Ha Ido may cause bleeding of the ears, nose, eyes, or gums. Other side effects include but are not limited to runny nose, stuffy nose, sore throat, constipation, diarrhea, anal seepage, urinary tract infection, cancer, lymphoma, heart disease, diabetes, heartworm, blue balls, yeast infections, and in approximately 75% of cases, death. Please do not talk to your doctor before taking mierda se ha ido. Your doctor does know shit anyways.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 00:34:10 +0000
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