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Armed robbers broke into Akpors house one night and asked everyone to lie flat. After robbing they decided to shoot everyone in the leg one by one. Akpors gateman was first. Whats your name? the robber asked. John Frank, replied the gateman,*pow* the thief fired his gun and shot Johns left foot. Fear gripped all of them. Akpors wife was next in line. Whats your name woman? asked the robbers. Shaking, she replied, My name... is.... is.... Eli... Elizabeth. Akpors immediately closed his eyes cause he couldnt bare seeing her shot. Youre lucky you bear my mothers name. I wont kill you. says one of the robber. She was so relieved. Next was Akpors. Whats your name? Akpors got up and popped his collar, tucked in and replied, my name is Akpors. The robber cocked the gun and was about to fire. Wait... wait... wait!!! Ive not finished! shouted Akpors My name is Akpors but my friends call me Elizabeth Aka Lizzy Baby!

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