Armed with only a day-old newspaper and a giant plastic cup, I - TopicsExpress



          

Armed with only a day-old newspaper and a giant plastic cup, I successfully battled the biggest, baddest, angriest hornet on the east coast. It flew into my bedroom and I chased it, closing the door behind me so the hornet wouldnt get lost in our house and attack my kids while they slept. Then I taunted the furiously buzzing wasp by batting at it with the sports page and assuming Kung Fu poses, and kicked out two window screens so it had an escape route. The hornet flew off, humiliated and defeated. Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, you got nothing on me tonight.
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 23:53:40 +0000

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