As I conclude my #JesusDidntDieForThis series, let me conclde by these points: #JesusDidntDieForThese: - That you must run away from school and expect the holy spirit to educate you. We believe in miracles but there is no one who miraculously woke up an engineer. - That you must preach against immorality during the day and at night you busy with your fake facebook profile with a picture of Boris Kodjoe inboxing sisters asking them at colour underwear they are wearing. - When workers are striking, you be selling out, sitting in your office reading the bible. Claiming the Lord will strike for you. - That because you failed to pass STD 6, and decided to go around preaching, now you must say education is of the devil. - That you must claim politics are of the devil, yet you complain about having ungodly leaders. - That you must demonize everything you don’t like. “You see Ipads are of the devil”. Truth is brother, Ipads you cant afford! - That you must be praying for a man, instead of your dress sense. You be dressed in curtains going to the mall claiming to be dressed holy and you wonder why God don’t give you a husband. - You be claiming to be prophet; “God shows me everything”! Focusing on other people’s wrongs, but you haven’t been seeing that you rude to people. - The only friends you have are Christian, you be looking down on everyone else. - That you must be played by them male worship leaders who promised every female member of the choir to marry them. Nigga be chowing even the single 55 yr old senior member of the Choir. Them worship leaders are on rampage. - That you be telling people that smoking will kill them, when you eat 2 chickens and a 2 litre of coke everyday. - That your momma raised you with shebeen money, sent you to varsity. Now you have more degrees than a thermometer, you attend that church calling the Pastor’s wife your real mother, buying her mother’s day presents and nothing for your mother, be telling your mom that she is filled with demons and you want nothing to do with a shebeen queen. Nigga just calculate everything the demon did for you from the day you been born to the school fees and add 18% interest then give the bill to the Pastor’s wife and see if she will pay it. Demon is you and your new found parents! - Pastor be boasting bout C Class telling congregation how great you are. Nigga pls, we know ppl who use C Class to go buy bread. - That you must lie to a brother and tell him God restored your virginity. Like really! Lol and them Christian brothers fall for this ish!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 11:54:40 +0000
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