As I was filling up my car today,minding my own business, I hear a car roar up. Glance over and see a new Lamborghini and a man pops out with blue black combover hair. He drops his dark glasses down and peers over them AT ME! I turn around to keep from laughing. Hes still there. I get in my car and try to call Gina Rogers Jones, since this is the most ridiculous situation of the day. Hes still there. No Gina, so I realize he may think Im playing hard to get. I stop the gas pump, replace the cap and get back in my car. He roars at me as I make my escape back into the security of the burbs. Laughed myself sick while I realized this is the caliber of guy I am pulling in these days. O lawd.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 23:15:40 +0000
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