As I was reaching for the toilet paper to complete this mornings - TopicsExpress



          

As I was reaching for the toilet paper to complete this mornings healthy constitutional, I found myself wondering how many forests would have been saved if we cared about our diet and exercise as much as we cared about the score of next weeks big game. How many carbon reducing trees would still be reaching for the heavens if we hadnt used them to remove the malt liquor and Taco Bell smeared across our ass and splattered on the bottom of the toilet seat? Considering the amount of surface area of the average American ass, a family of four must wipe out a small forest each year. Shitty.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 12:10:35 +0000

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