As Pres. Obama talks tough to ISIS, the always stupid Dr. Damages makes the mistake of comparing his approach to that of President Jonathan’s approach to Boko Haram. And as Scotland prepares to leave the United Kingdom, Prince William seems not to have gotten the memo. Dr. Damages tells you what the prince is adding to his shrinking kingdom. In a tale of two kings, Dr. Damages compares the King of Swaziland with the Alaafin of Oyo. They may have equal number of wives but the gate of Buckingham Palace opens when one of them comes along. Which one is it? “I’m not a preacher. I’m a man of God,” says Pastor Chris Oyakihlome. With that he dismisses all those writing ‘stupid things’ about him. Though Dr. Damages is not one of those saying stupid things about the man of God, he could not help but to apologize on their behalf. Yeah, right! If not for anything else, watch as Dr. Damages does the ice bucket challenge. Here are some stories making headline news across Nigeria this week. 1. Tell Nigerians why you took Modu Sheriff to Chad, APC to Jonathan. These APC people sef! When did being Nigerian president entail explaining things to Nigerians? 2. My administration created 1.2m jobs last year -Jonathan. If you have not noticed it is because most of the jobs are online-people writing comments under critical news stories. 3. I’m eager to return to battlefield, says Obasanjo’s son. Way to go, Obasanjo! Who said Nigerian soldiers are sissies? 4. Nigeria bans ponmo. So Nigeria plans to fight three wars at once, something America cannot do- war against Boko Haram, war against Ebola & war against ponmo. My hand no dey o. 5. Ooni, Alaafin rivalry resurfaces- Vanguard. I knew there was a reason behind this show of young wives. My wives are prettier than yours. 6. Prayers can save Nigeria from the enemies – Military spokesman. So shall we disband the military and use the money to build prayer houses? 7. Debt profile: Fashola justifies N160bn state’s debt. Just a billion dollars? Bola Tinubu can easily pull it off the trunk of his plane. youtu.be/68f-okt4NGQ?list=UUKnyVIW5QvfnsXddsjFKx4A
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 07:55:07 +0000
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