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As it is International Womens Day, I have decided to show my support and respect for women everywhere. Therefore, today I will be shouting for several hours because someone left a single sock a fee centimetres from the laundry basket. I will also be filling the bathroom with strange potions that sound like they should really be in the fridge/ larder, such as coconut and ginger shower gel, chocolate orange hand wash, lemongrass and mint face wash and raspbery sorbet clarifying lotion ( wtf is clarifying lotion anyway???). Later i will be driving very badly, parking miles away from kerbs and developing a strange obsession with cupcakes. I will be making strange and unreasonable demands, which will all change tomorrow and fslling out with everyone because im trying on clothes in my size that the makers are making smaller than they used to. Now someone bring me chocolate, ice cream and wine and turn the tv over to anything with Bradley Cooper in it.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 15:28:43 +0000

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