As my yoga buddies know, Im down for the count with pneumonia. Havent been out of bed for a week. Finally had the strength yesterday for a shower and shave, I accidentally dropped my electric shaver on the bathroom floor. It turned on and seemed to work right. I cranked it up and put it to work. Turns out it was broken after all. The setting that controls beard length had broken off. I normally set my beard length at 10. After I dropped it, it set itself to 0. I was halfway through one side of my face before I realized. I HAD SHAVEN OFF HALF OF MY BEARD!!!!! I had no choice but to lop off the rest of the beard as well. Ive been asked to provide a selfie, but thats not really necessary. If you have a newborn baby in your world, the next time youre changing his/her diaper, visualize my face on his/her naked butt. Thank goodness I wont be going anywhere for a few weeks. Nobody will recognize me.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 14:11:36 +0000
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