As of January 5th, 2015 at 10:00a.m. Eastern standard time, I give Facebook and all entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. No, Im serious. Use them all. Take pictures I post and turn them into funny memes. Twist my words so that they are actually entertaining. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook that yes, whats mine is yours. I mean, seriously, you gave me a free ride for this long, its the least I can do. Also, to make this all official-sounding, I will quote laws that may or may not exist, that may or may not pertain to anything like this. Here they come now. Ready? UCC 1-308-101, 308-103, NCC-1701B, THX-1138 and the Rome Statute, just for starters. Also Roe V. Wade and Finders v. Keepers. NOTE: If youve read this far, you know that this is obviously a semi-satirical take on those so-called legal claims that everyone is posting, thinking they will actually protect them from this or that. Get real. Once you signed up for Facebook, you basically gave up any claim to privacy and thinking just posting this on your Facebook feed will act like Captain Americas shield is about equal to drawing a $100.00 bill on a piece of green paper and using it at Burger King. Good luck with that. So say I, Mudflap, this day of our Lord Jan. 5, 2015. Lets go Mets!
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 15:03:04 +0000