As of January 6, 2015 at 8:50 MST, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to scan my brain, thoughts, or alien transmissions, both past and to infinity and beyond. By this statement I give notice to my Facebook friends that I am gullible and am strictly forbidden from thinking, researching, and questioning any content Ive consumed because its on the internet and is thereby true. This statement makes any posts that I make private by the laws of cross my heart hope to die, stick a needle in your eye, The violation of privacy can be punished by law (IR-1-DUMB-1-2 and Derp statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity (Now as in 2 1/2 years ago) All members must post a note like this if you want your information to be protected from aliens and Bob Saget. If you do not publish this statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of laser cat physicians on your brain equipped with your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste to make this protect your family from ISIS. Dont let the terrorists win and dont look the validity of this statement up. I suppose we dont need to worry about the second part. I will leave a comment so it will be easier to spread to the gullibility of the masses.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 03:51:11 +0000
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