As promised last month that I will be releasing my report as to why our ancestors used to enjoy lifelong happy marriages unlike now, I find that they were made possible by a set of commandments (appearing hereinafter) which they religiously followed. COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE 1. The husband is always right 2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work 3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed 4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened 5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed 6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over 7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like 8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens 9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying a word 10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision 11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting 12. The husband never goes out on his off day but he is attending a family meeting 14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting too tired in the night 15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office unless its an emergency 16. The wife is not allowed to incur any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money. 17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness 18. The wife should not refuse to eat even if she is annoyed 19. The wife should not give orders to her husband, but she shall receive orders 20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders without question 21. The wife will keep her jealousy to herself And they lived happily thereafter.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 03:26:49 +0000
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