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As the daughter of a Baptist Deacon, who was responsible for the Lords Supper and Baptisms for many years, believe me, things can really go wrong. Like the time dad filled up the baptistry with only hot water. The young man came out saying, what sins God didnt forgive, you just scalded the heck out of. Our pastor used to baptize husbands and wives (at the same time). No one told Daddy they both went close to 300 lbs a piece. When they went under, a title wave went over the front glass and almost drowned the last row of the choir. Or the time we bought new robes, not knowing there was a defect and they were transparent when wet. Dont tell me God wasnt giggling at our feeble attempts at a beautiful service. Im sure St. Peter and daddy have had a few laughs over these and many more.
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 18:27:28 +0000

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