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As told by a single woman: I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. Can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You must be single. I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the drunks intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right and was single. I looked over the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity got the better of me. I said, Yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that I was single? The drunk replied, Cause youre ugly.

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