As you all know, I dont live in Heaven so dont ask me about when this happened! You may ask who told me this story: Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did. Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: Who is it? Its Mark Jesus opens the door. What did you bring Mark? Marijuana from Jamaica Very well son, come in. Another soft knock is heard. Who is it? Its Matthew Jesus opens the door. What did you bring Matthew? Cocaine from Bolivia Very well son, come in. At the next knock Jesus asks, Who is it? Its John Jesus opens the door. What did you bring John? Crack from New York Very well son, come in. Someone starts pounding on the door. Who is it? Its Judas Jesus opens the door. What did you bring Judas? Viagra from Uganda You are not serious Judas!! Jesus is about to slap Judas when James arrives and declares that he is from Kenya with annointing oil from fake preachers! Jesus is evidently annoyed!...
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 14:53:31 +0000
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