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As you all know, I very rarely share anything about my personal life on here, but I feel this story is too good to keep to myself and my close friends. So here is a good laugh for your sunday morning. A few days ago I had just dropped Max off at school. Hes way too cool for me to walk him in anymore, so i was wearing my pajamas still. Which consisted of an old Social Distortion shirt with paint on it, and yoga pants 3 sizes too big, no shoes and no bra. Im opening up my front blinds and see Maxs friends enormous yellow lab, who lives two blocks away, running toward the busy street by himself. So in true doglady fashion I run out and sprint after him like a Kenyan. I finally managed to get him by his collar three blocks away, all while holding up my pants with one hand. Then comes the fun task of walking/ half carrying his 100 pound ass home. I knock on their door, completely out of breath and shoeless. The lady answers the door and nonchalantly says, Hi, Sarah, What are you doing with Henry? To which I replied, Just thought itd be fun to dognap him and take him for a stroll. Completely baffled, I walked back home. Luckily I now had a free hand to hold my pants up.

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