Ashers Bakery deny any joint contribution to save Benjy the Queer Bull or that baby Jebus spoke to them personally on the holy hot-line to ensure gay bull meat does not enter the food-chain. This is thought to have been simply a pragmatic, economic step on behalf of the Holy Do-nut makers as they would have had to manufacture new wrappings for their fine sausage rolls stating that their beef was was from fruit-free, biblically-sound unsodomised beef. Homers creator said, Doh! but has contributed several Straight Spider Pigs from a Lost Farm in Israel reputed to be exactly 6000 years old which are heavily seasoned by one Mrs Lot.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 10:17:41 +0000
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