Astronomy Joke 2: When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about the universe: Jay Leno: Why does dew appear on plants in the morning when the Sun comes up? A waitress: Is it because the Sun makes them perspire? Jay Leno: Why does the Moon orbit the Earth? An auto mechanic: To get to the other side? Jay Leno: What are magnets? A taxi driver: Are they the things crawling over a week-old dead cat? Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon? A thirteen-year old: [Pause] I think its the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you dont need it.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 19:13:58 +0000