At Universities.... Episode1 1. Bushy-tema aka Busitema Uni.. **Its always a public holiday whenever students come 2 lecture rooms and find that a monkey delivered from the same room.. **and if by chance the mum 2 the monkey babies 4gets the them in the Lecture rooms, all capable girl-students gv a hand in breastfeeding.. 2. Bugema Uni(main campus).. **coupling is strictly forbidden and punishable by discontinuing the calprits **toilet fees & money for porridge is included in the functional fees.. 3. MUBS... **No vacancies for parents...These pips who first get married, gv birth 2 chilldren and then remember 2 resume studies.. Ku Mubs totawana.. A**Applicants with socks-like breasts..dnt ever sneak there with yo out rated species...bcoz, they will tell u 2 stand in strong wind and if yo bøobs are blown away, u just follow the direction they took.. 4. Busoga Uni.. **all freshers should report 2 the registrars office with all the requirements ie -10pcs of quality azam... -20litre jerrycan of roki cooking oil. **money 4 safety pins is included on the functional fees.. **if yo caught singing any song of any artiste who is not Maro or General Mega-dee..thats an indefinate suspension.. **if ur caught with a durable 4ne battery that lasts longer than the Kyabazinga, you are escorted to the toilet by the dean..and ur 4ced to dump it there.. ..to be continued at 8:00pm.. Other universities..next episode..
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 11:26:20 +0000
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