At Walmart the other day, I went to checkout with a large bag of Purina Chow and a person asked me if it was for my dog. I wanted to sayWell Duh.. but instead my sense of humor took over. I said, no , actually, Im on the Purina Chow diet. Now I have everyones attention and explained that I keep plenty of it in my pockets and when I feel hungry, I eat a few pieces of it. Now , there are many who are listening and when asked if it worked, I said that it worked great until I went into the hospital. A woman asked whether the diet had put me in the hospital, I said no,actually I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodles rear end and was hit by a bus. It disrupted the place so bad that Walmart has asked me to shop elsewhere....!
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 17:39:25 +0000
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