At a stoplight this morning....Im licking the last drops of peanut - TopicsExpress



          

At a stoplight this morning....Im licking the last drops of peanut butter from the paper towel I had my bagel wrapped in...my tongue extended as I try to reach every last morsel. I have peanut butter in my goatee and a little on my nose. I slowly turn my head to the left to look at the car next to me and see three young women all staring at me with their mouths opened and expressions on their faces that seemed to be a combination of shock and disgust. I slowly turn my head back to the front and drive off. I will remember today as the day I officially completed my multi-year transition into an dorky, old man.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 20:16:43 +0000

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