At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit > the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the > books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, I notice you buy > a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when > theres too little left to be of any use? > > Good question, noted the CFO. We save them up and send them back to > the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of > bandages. > > Oh, replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual > question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. > > What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with whats > left over after setting a cast on a patient? > > Ah, yes, replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to > trap him with an unanswerable question . We save it and send it back > to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free > package of plaster. > > I see, replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster > the know-it-all CFO. Well, he went on, What do you do with all the > leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform? > > Here, too, we do not waste, answered the CFO. What we do is save > all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about > once a year they send us a complete dick.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 23:13:33 +0000
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