At work: I spy a lost man in the floral section. Me: can I help you? Him: uhhhhh yea, I know what I want, but not what it is. Me (to self): whhaaaaat? Him: see, I got these pheasant feathers and I wanna make a wreath. Can you do it for me? Me: sure! Where are they? Him: in my truck. Just skinned the bird, have the skin and all. Me: ummmm.... (To self): ewwwwwaaa! Me: well, ummmm, how about I just show you how to make it, its a lot cheaper that way? (Big cheesy grin.)
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 06:43:16 +0000
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