Attention !!! All ladies !!! I am currently taking applications for a new stay at home wife. I recently gave my current wife a list of tasks that must be completed daily! Her response was, This aint 1950...I do not think my list was unreasonable. Below is a copy of that list. If anyone is interested in filling the spot please comment below. 1) Awake in time to make me breakfast,coffee,pack my lunch for work, fill me a togo thermos with coffee, see me to the door with my hat, wallet, and car keys, kiss my goodbye and wish me a good day. 2) While I am at work, DO NOT call me to ask me to go to the store or pick up dinner on my way home, that should be done by YOU at some point in your day. 3) Do call me and see how my day is going, inquire about by arrival time and what I may like for dinner. ( it should be ready when i walk in the door) 4) Match my socks, fold my laundry, iron and layout my work cloths for the next day. 5) Know what i like and make sure I NEVER run outta those things. 6) Basic house keeping chores, vaccumn, dust, mop, laundry, make beds, wash cars, grocery shop, pick up kids from school..etc, ( all this should be done before i get home) 7) I AM ALWAYS RIGHT !! DONT QUESTION MY DECISIONS OR KNOWLEDGE ON ANY TOPIC. Do you think you can complete these few simple tasks on a DAILY basis??
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 01:10:14 +0000
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