Attention Britney Carlisle. Yesterday you posted in the thread of my Waffle Spider post that you once had a spider lay eggs in your leg. Let me pause right here and take a few deep breaths and a shot of tequila before I continue. Okay. I think Im ready. I requested more information. You have not provided it. I was up all night last night worrying about it. (Not really. I actually slept like a baby but I like to be dramatic to emphasize my points.) Anyways...PLEASE tell me more details about this horrific incident. Details that start with the words One time when I was in the Amazon Rainforest so that I will stop imagining this happening to me in Suburban America. Please and thank you and HOLY HELL HOW DID YOU EVER SURVIVE SUCH INSANITY? EGGS IN YOUR LEG? SWEET JESUS MONKEYBALLS I WOULD HAVE CHOPPED MY OWN LEG OFF AND SET IT ON FIRE THEN FED THE ASHES TO A SHARK AND THEN KILLED HIM WITH DYNAMITE!
Posted on: Thu, 15 May 2014 01:55:48 +0000
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