Attention all passengers, attention all passengers. People with sleeper car accommodations will be boarding the train first. I repeat: passengers with sleeper car accommodations, who paid more for their tickets and most of whom are visibly wealthier than the scum in economy class, please line up in preparation for boarding. The rest of you please have a seat and wait. It will be twenty minutes. Please be reminded that, as economy-class scum, you will have last dibs on mealtimes, everytime. Thank you for choosing VIA Rail, a more humiliating way to travel. -VIA Rail Wage-slave
Posted on: Tue, 13 Aug 2013 08:03:56 +0000
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