Attention jiggly bags of jizzmoglobin! On the evening of your Sept 20 at roughly 7pm I urge you to sacrifice yourself....I mean....prepare yourself for your eventual demise unto the dank grounds of littered boxes that await your filthy corpse, 6 feet deep.... No not my absolutely mesmerizing One-eyed Slinky flesh valve of cuddle plunging...our human slaves will assemble and prepare various inner organs to meet their fate unto tampon dunking, various liver dysfunctions, as well as puke poetry. Such events will occur at the Churchville inn Where we shall trap you like glorious Kings of old and burn you unto putrid piles of steam flesh. The war party will converge for the celebration of a new slave entering your skanky ranks. Joe of the clan known as Buckley shall soothe your peripheral head holes with the most nicotine smoke filled lobotomy riddles and delicate private finger puppetry. Following will be a prestigious fire honoring ceremony where your burning corpses shall churn for primeval stuffing of and for the flesh grinder. Amen thumb-tap Legions!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:38:00 +0000
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