Audit Jokes Joke: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year? Joke: How many internal auditors does it take to change a light bulb? None! Theyre not allowed to under Health & Safety legislation. Process notes should have been written referring the incident to Facilities. Joke: Why did the auditors cross the road? Because they looked in the file and thats what they did last year. Joke: Whats the worst thing a group of young auditors can do? Go into town and gang-audit a client. Joke: Did you hear about the work shy internal auditor who ran out of sick days so he called in dead??? Joke: Which clients do short auditors like best? Small businessmen. Joke: What did the auditor say at the vampire stocktake?? Count Dracula. Joke: Definition of an Auditor: An accountant with an opinion. Joke: Definition of an Auditor: A person who only has opinion when you pay them. Joke: What do you call an auditor who cant audit? An or. Joke: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit practice? They charge an arm and a leg. Joke: What do cannibal auditors do after their Office Christmas Dinner ? Toast their clients. Joke: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? For buttering up her clients. Joke: What did the internal auditor do to liven up the office party? He didnt show up.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 11:43:47 +0000
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