BABE - PIG IN THE TILLY BUTCHER Hullloooo abidy! Its me: your perfectly proportioned, placid, pleasant, prodigy, your piccolo - playing Pied Piper of pork, your pacifist, paladin, your porcine pal wi a penchant for paraphernalia, wi my cute, ickle reid weldies on. Fit a wik! Imagine The Tilly Butcher (61 Hayton Road) being closed for THREE hale days - that pair o miserable bastards, inna. Onywie, the Tilly customers (the three o them) and abidy else will be pleased to know that the Lurchmonster and the auld man will be open again the morn, Wednesday, 16 October, tae titillate and tantalise yer taste buds fae 7.30am - 5pm. Just back fae the good old U.S. of A. Mine my Ma (thats her next door) and her bi-polar, bucolic, bovine, buddy, Betty (next door tae my Ma)? Well, onywie, theyve bin sooo sad this past wik and I wiz at my ickle wits end. Nae ony smiling or laughing in their hoose. Fit could I dae? So I thought that the perfect solution... wid be tae buy the comedy DVD, THIRTY YEARS NOT OUT wi John McRuvie and Patrice for my Ma and Betty. And guess fit?! Thats right: peals o laughter and loads o happy oinks and moos once again. That DVD hid the desired effect. Perfect. I knew it. And there it wiz: propping up that dodgy table leg so my Ma and Betty could enjoy their dominoes again. And the DVD wiz only £1.50 fae this Algerian bloke in the Castlegate. Dizens o them he hid in that Aberdeen Super Dons FC carrier bug. Fa said that they illegal immigrants were a burden on oor society? Result! x
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 19:10:21 +0000
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