BBT AT ITS VERY BEST 3:) Scene: The University cafeteria Raj: Here’s what I wonder about zombies. (Others all groan) What happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead. Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on how do vampires shave when they can’t see themselves in the mirror? Sheldon: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed. Raj: Yeah, okay, so, zombies. Leonard: I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn’t eat, they starved. Howard: You’re thinking of 28 Days Later. 28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state Raj: Hey, don’t bag on Sandra Bullock! You think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter. Leonard: Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o’clock. Howard: Why’s the president of the university slumming in the cafeteria? Sheldon: Perhaps he’s emulating Shakespeare’s Henry V, who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them, to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects. Course, if he’d have read any of the thirteen hundred e-mails I’ve sent him on the subject of his administration, he could have saved himself the trouble. Raj: Or maybe he heard it’s Tator Tot Tuesday. That’s why I’m here. Dr. Seibert: Hey, there’s my favorite geniuses! How are we doing today? Sheldon: That depends, how much longer do you plan on fondling my shoulder? Seibert: Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia. Sheldon: It’s not a touch phobia, it’s a germ phobia. If you’d like to go put on a pair of latex gloves, I’ll let you check me for a hernia.
Posted on: Thu, 15 May 2014 12:40:18 +0000
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