BENDING NEWS : Matters Arising from the rebasing of NIGERIA to AIREGIN. It is no longer news that the Jonathan CONfab has outlived it usefulness and has now become a cabaret show (Apologies Igodomigodo of Benin kingdom) Sometimes last week, one of the Confabulator in the personage of Barrister Mike Ozekhome (SAN) proposed a change of name for Nigeria as a panacea to all the ills holding this potentially great nation down. According to him, the spirit categorically ministered to him that the only ritual involved is just a simple reversal in the spelling and pronunciation of the name, Nigeria. NIGERIA spelt backward shall be rebased to AIREGIN. Dazzol But comma dey there! If President Jonathan send a bull sorry bill to the National Assembly seeking for permission to change the nomenclature of NIGERIA to AIREGIN, and the AYES have it, all the jagajaga things for obodo Naija shall vermoose fiammmmm!!! Well even me sef I have noticed that some evil spirit from my village waka come find me recently. In order to break all evil hedge front manifesting in my Ministry, I have decided to key into this covenant and bad luck reversal charm. As from this moment, I formerly known and address as SONI AKOJI on Zuckerbergville, now wished to be known and address as INOS IJOKA. All former documents and yet to be issued marriage certificate remains valid. The General Public please take note! Dazzol
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 10:10:11 +0000