BFN Heatwave special. *Killer heatwave death toll remains steady at zero deaths. *more inane coverage promised says Sky News stay tuned for round the clock reports as the killer heatwave fails to interest anyone *Metrolink trams severely delayed due to smell of passengers its rancid reported a passenger like a hamburger van at a fair *Calls for men of a certain class and IQ not to walk about without shirts for fear of offending people with standards. nobody wants to see acres of white flab with nasty tattoos said a spokeswoman in twinset and pearls. *old people warned about dressing inappropriately despite temperatures in the high twenties its still inadvisable to go outside without a warm coat, gloves, scarves and a woolly hat *Obama to blame for heatwave claims Fox News anchor slag Mindy Minge LOCAL NEWS *twenty passengers taken unwell on local bus as pensioner refuses to allow windows to be opened for fear of draughts. And that was the heatwave news from Brutally Frank. My name is Timothy Stickycrotch. goodnight.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 18:09:55 +0000
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