BISAYA KANG DAKO KON...1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules someone by sayingBisaya, but its okay if another Bisdak uses it to another Bisdak,as in ah, Bisayaa sab oy!2. You feel proud when Matud Nila is sung and you sing along with itbisan dili nimo memorize.3. Hibal-an nimo kung unsa ang habal-habal bisan wala pa ka kasakayniani.4. Common usages kung ga-tinagalog: the use of kuwan asinterjection, ang superlative nga pirmi gamiton mao ang masyado,i.e., maingay masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo masyado (read:paspasi lagi) adunay tendency nga pulihan lang ang o or a og i,i.e., ang atop into atip, ang kan-on intokan-in, ang sud-an into sud-in ug ang utan into utin)5. You know what itlog mo noy orange means.6. You know that the karaang bayle aron mahimong modern gipulihan naog disco (discoral).7. Aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta ni Yoyoy Villame orMax Surban bisan sa tono lang.8. You can use varied terms of endearment for friends and relativeslike bay, parts, paparts, migo, parekoy, pareng, choy, higala, kid,gaw, gaweks, manoy, nong, inse, ditse, iyo, iya, palangga, pangga, gang.9. You call someone Inday and/or Dodong as a term of affection andhate it when other non-Bisdaks use the term as if its a title givenfor a househelp.10. You know what maninghag is?11. You know Vino Kulafu and Fighter Wine...sometimes you even knowtheir jingles!12. Instead of Stork, you chose Snowbear or you buy Timbura when youmean Corniks.13. Youre familiar with the brand Loalde in clothing.14. You crave for inun-unan, paklay, ginamay, halang-halang, kinilaw,ginamos, buwad, binignit,, sikwate paresan sa puto maya.15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes.16. Handumanan sa Usa Ka Awit is closer to your heart than MaalaalaMo Kaya TV show.17. At ...pag-nagulat- nabigla ang mga Bisdak ang biglang sigaw ay aybilat o kaya ay otin sa kabayo18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSILOG; in fact you know that SUTUKILcame first.19. Your common pulutan for tuba drinking is TARGET - asin ngatargeton lang nimo sa imong tudlo.20. You have at least once in your lifetime experienced Ang Mysteriosa Paglawig sa Barko Padulong Manila, a phenomenon that when the boatis approaching Manila, everybody around you suddenly becomes Tagalogspeaking nga adtong miaging adlaw lang pwerting Bisaya pa ninyo!21. You whisper Bisaya to a fellow Bisdak in the midst of a Tagalogcrowd ...and he replies loudly to you in Tagalog!22. The first question you ask when you found out that someone isBisdak, taga-asa man diay ka?23. You usually use the warning phrase Hala Ka!24. You know the meaning and proper usages of the following(irreverent) words/phrases: pesteng yawa, usapa na, pastilan,lat-inanag, butalo, way kurat, hastang, puslan man, buing, kuwangol,libod-suroy, ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo, kolera, burikat, duhasingko, balang, palag, wa ka kyapi?, ok pas olrayt, haybol, angpahak!, jer-jer, way blema, pagarpar, giro, kalandrakas, ambot salangaw pilay idad sa ok-ok, bugnawg simod, bagdok, gi-atay!, gi-ahak,gibangkong, tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA (nawong puros agtang), tirapasagad, basin diay pilay pad sa ungoy, banat kay awaaw, mat-an paspinya, ngitngit pas alkitran, tak-om pas tuway, malalim mo na!, sus!25. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kay ikadugang ani: miembro ka sa GKK no?gagmayng ki-at ki-at, LKK (Looy Kaayo Ka), bayntchenge (.25),sewewen (.50), wesiwesi (P1), eskina lang noy, pamokong, bahala nagligsan basta in-shirt, ug ering-ering DUHA!Sa mga lugar, kahibalo ka asa ang Larsian, Bukid, Boulevard, Sammys,ka Monette, kandingan, Sutukil, Duawon, original Ngo Hiong (kadtongorange nga plato nga puwerting ka mantikaon).26. You know what is HUBAGAANG ATE OY! and others would replyeither ALAGA NI KUYA or UTOGANG KUYA OY! Be proud that you are a BISDAK!!!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Feb 2014 09:43:21 +0000
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