BLAINE: LOAD-A-CRAPPA INDIANS REACH OUT TO ABORIGINE TRIBAL CHIEF. SEEK TO PROTECT RESERVATION FROM COWBOY TAKEOVER- PART II- Looking for a strategic October suprise maneuver, the indigenous Richland Creek tribal council of the Load-a-crappas are seeking to avoid a monumental election day massacre after the conviction of alderman, mayoral adviser and mayor-in-waiting , Del Working Ghost Morgan. On his (newly rescheduled) sentencing date of November 24th, Working Ghosts ultimate fate will be known and could possibly be marched out of Blaine on a trail of tears to a remote rehabilitation reservation out west. Faced with the reality of having the tribe decimated and directionless, Chief Princess Patsy Sitting & Standing Bull McElhaney has a trick up her fringed deerskin sleeve. Her magnificent plan to prevent the tribal council from a hostile Cowboy takeover led by New Sheriff-in-town candidate Bill Bolt, Ranger Larry Edwards and Rangerette Robin Edwards? Well, to reach out from the tribal casino headquarters on Indian Ridge Rd and influence voters to write-in for a nearby ballsy aborigine, Chief Jim Big Squat Langley. Chief Big Squat is a U-til-i-tee Indian whose trade is overseeing a highly prized tribal dung distillery for the Load-a-crappas, which is located on the west bank of Richland Creek on Milligan Trail. Big Squat travels daily back and forth thru the mountain passage after bringing spring water from the Luttrell council of U-til-i-tee tribe. He is know for ruling with an iron tomahawk and commonly strutting around in full-feathered Util-i-tee tribal regalia and isnt afraid to crow and let everyone know that -there is only ONE Chief......the rest are just indians. Big Squat reportedly has delighted in cutting off pale-faces from the U-til-i-tee spring water for no wampum and is doubly empowered now with turning off any pale-face tap-ins to the dung distillery who pay in wooden nickels. Chief Big Squat can at times display a crazed, agitated demeanor and some have speculated him possibly R.W.U.I ...(riding warpath under the influence of firewater). He angrily threatened to send a pretty pale-face princess to a pale-face punishment reservation for coming near his U-til-i-tee teepee at a special tribal council zoning meeting back in the summer. The pale-face princess innocently told that she had placed a flyer on settlers doors warning them of a 5 acre 22 unit HUD Mobile Teepee Reservation. The nearby settlers came out in droves with pitchforks and torches and crashed the Load-a-crappas planning party, causing a stinging defeat for Chief Big Squat and low-end Load-a-crappa, Jerry Tomahawkchop-shop Childers. The Load-a-crappas and Chief Princess Patsy Sitting & Standing Bull McElhaney were not happy that their own version of Blaine’s Little Bighorn had somehow turned into a literal Load-a-crappa lambasting. A few short weeks later, the Load-a-crappas, led by Tomahawkchop-shop Childers, proceeded to retaliate against the settlers and whole town by selling -out the sacred lands to sacred ground desecrator Claiborne. Unfortunately for Chief Big Squat, Crossfire thinks he is best suited for the seat he presently holds down, the lid on the Load-a-crappas heap-big dung distillery..................
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 22:00:01 +0000
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