BOBO Episode 2 TedThePlaymaker I immediately ran to his doorstep,I had hoped to grab him before he entered his room after all... Na man like me, Comot uniform e no go fit kill me.. Halfway to his door I realized...Maybe I should have heard a second thought instead of this Silvester Stallione stunt that would definitely get me killed or worse still leave a see through hole in my dead body Wrong decision, what was I thinking? Now e done late If I run, it would indicate fear, if I stand and fight I need serious Odeshi (Talisman ) to survive this battle My brain (The foolish part ) immediately ministered to me... Oya, find stick, better plank 2 by 2 make you carry nack the gun comot for him hand I looked around none! Mo gbe.. The Devil himself has definitely taken sick leave just to concentrate on making sure I die today... The gods however must have smiled on me because Oga Bello hadnt found his gun yet...too late to run, I couldnt go back to my house because Abdul done lock backyard go sleep by 9am,I couldnt run forward because dying is better than the embarrassement Mama Akudo would dash me if she saw me,And her shop near Ebisa own, and that girl done de liking me wella, I cant jeopardize my potential babe because of Oga Bello.. Ah Ah Na Wetin sef hin own done too much If I die today Abdul, if I die today,wetin I go do you eh...See when you de go sleep...9 for morning...Abdul 9....I almost said out loud Ahh! Bottle.. Thank God...I picked it almost as immediately as I heard Hey, Bloody Civilian! My heart jump into my stomach, mixed with stomach acid, and came through my throat,it tasted like death! I adjusted my bag to my stomach, it had my laptop and a couple other solid quantities in it.. At least the bullet no go too get effect I thought I turned around slowly.. Wetin you want take Mama Adike bottle do?? Eh, Sir Bello, Officer Bello, Brother Bello... erm erm I scanned him thoroughly to see if he had hid the pistol in his trousers.. it was a wrapper around his waist..no pistol space and no double barrel in sight I heaved a sigh of relief Hmm, Oga Na wa oh Senior man like you, you never hear? IDIOT! Be precise I dropped the bottle You no hear say Coca Cola de give money for anybody wet fit return their olden days bottles?? I said Ehhhn!, How much?? I scratched my head.. I no know sha but at all at all Na winch Well thats not my business,I have a serious issue to thrash out with you he said as he walked towards me He loosened his wrapper and underneath it.... A three quarter chinox! Hei! I quickly loosened my bag strap and held my bag... That foolish part of my brain said.. Leave am make e try nonsense, you go take this bag burst hin head He put his hand in his pocket very quickly and brought out something... I didnt wait to know what it was...I ran towards him,and almost as I swung the bag at him.. He bent down to pick his coupons that fell out his pocket causing me to swing So wide I lost balance and almost fell...gaining balance on Mama Hadizas water containers. He looked up and saw me in a funny looking position..With an obvious frown on his face and me at a disadvantage I quickly prayed Father transfer all My sins to Oga Bello and take me into heaven COME!, Are you drunk?? he asked Sir? No Sir,Yes Sir, Im not sure Sir I said Why then did you run and stagger?? And the only place you saw to relax is on top my drum of water?? Come Kevun abi Kevin.. get up from that place this instant With that I scrambled up, stood at attention See , this is my coupon, all of them cut, Dortmund foolishly lost to Liverpool and I had them in all my copies Phew! I settled down knowing that he didnt realize I almost bursted his head open I heard that youre a genius in match predicting and I saw you write the games that gave Obyno #18,000 I took the coupons. How much do you charge? Daddy..A thin voice came from Oga Bellos room... Aminat,His daughter from his wife before Mama Hadiza Yes, Blueberry?? he replied Oga Bello, Blue?... Berry?.. Oga Bello called somebody Blueberry.... Hian! Oga I de go work, when I close we go talk price if you win.. but I go predict the match give you this night I said He turned looked at me and said 6pm Sharp My mouth said Yes Sir But my mind said Thunder faya that your moro moro head for there, you de pay me?? Abi you de give me food?? If nobi say you be Soldier I for talk say you be Idiot I dare not say it to his hearing, besides my minds bravery... I walked briskly as if to say I just remembered I was running late... Mtcheew! BUS PARKS! I HATE BUS PARKS KAI! Especially on a day when I was running late after supposedly escaping death Pabod, Pabod, last chance Pabod? Almost simultaneously the entire bus park came alive, wed been waiting for a bus going to Pabod for well over an hour and Furious I was really getting, I scrambled up and ran to the bus, just as I was about getting in, Some huge looking guy elbowed me, causing me to stagger off the door I let out a loud scream, the rusty bus has cut me due to the force of the huge guys push, I looked up at him with blood shot eyes OGA, Na Wetin come be this na I queried, expecting SORRY to fall off his lips instead I got... Wetin de make you hala like woman?, Just small hand wet I nack you Na him you de cry, you de hala like say if dey leave our Two you go beat me Honestly, I doubt I would last ten seconds against him in a wrestle but one thing I was sure I could do was bite his ears off in a fight Eeh!,Na Wetin you talk be that abi, I think Na you get power pass I made to lynch him when someone held me and called out Arukeli, Arukeli, E do, leave am Na God go judge am I know I knew the voice However I didnt turn to confirm, I just stopped and stared at the obviously mad man who couldnt say SORRY He laughed and said you get luck say your babe save you today, I for beat you turn turn With this the bus driver zoomed off, it was as tho he was waiting for the fight, I turned around to meet Mama Hadiza still holding my arm in the walk down the aisle manner and on her beautiful face was her husbands hand print from the slap that brought me back to reality Ah,Mama Hadiza, Na you?? Na me Keli Na me? I looked ahead towards the road that led from my house to the bus park to be sure that Oga Bello wasnt in view Oga Bello nko? I asked just to reaffirm his absence E go done go drink or e go play pool wey e no go ever win anything, Na to carry my shop money de waste Na him e sabi, If I talk e go beat me like slave join, Keli, I done taya for Bello she lamented I placed Two fingers on her jaw and turned her head to see the five fingers that graced her face, She sobbed a bit, tears ran out her eyes but she didnt really cry, at the back of my mind slowly crept in the daydreaming I had with her before the resounding slap, I quickly blocked it out before Id kiss someone elses wife on the road. I let go of her Sorry, Im really Sorry We stood a couple more minutes then I decided to go sit on the pavement, I was just tired and this day was shaping into a bad one Ahh, Omo Ibo, Ajebota, Oyibo no sun touching I let out a little laughter Mama Hadiza leave me oh,my leg done de pepper me, come join that mumu man own, Me I want sidon small She laughed, This made me Happy, She turned around and faced the road, I could see her pants from the tight skirts she wore,I let my mind daydream a bit, but for full effect I had to relax I turned around and scanned the area for a better resting position, I spotted a waiting bench in the park, Two men already sat on it, the third space was occupied by a bag that appeared to belong to one of the men Slaughter, Slaughter a bus zoomed in and the Two men on the bench ran straight to it, I almost joined them when I was reminded by my brain (the wise part ) that I was going to Pabod not Slaughter I thanked them without saying it for evacuating the bench I had So craved, I went there to sit I looked at the bag, I turned away to begin my daydreams then almost immediately as I began romancing Mama Hadiza, my subconscious reminded me BAG! MEN.. TWO, BAG! MEN If a bag is in the park it belongs to someone, Bags dont brinf themselves to the park Hey, Hey,Oga una done forget una bag oh I had barely said anything when the bus left I stared at the bag a while I was in a bus park, I wanted clues to finding out the owner and returning it but what if I got caught searching the bag by the rightful owner? How do I explain I dont intend to steal his stuff but to figure out the owner Curiosity got the better of me I immediately started ransacking the bag A laptop, A notebook, I pad and an I phone... Hmm! I pressed the unlock button of the phone, it was locked but I could see the owners face... I put the phone aside and sought for more clues NONE I turned on the laptop, occasionally looking left and right to be alert in case I saw someone coming... A man! And he was working straight to me He walked briskly in my direction, I took my hands off the laptop, He got to me and said OGA! Na you get that bag?? I scanned him thoroughly,he was an agbero... he couldnt buy this leather bag, talk more of the contents I said Abeg, when Pabod motor de come? I cleverly avoided the question Hold up de sha but them go come, Hold your bag well oh, you leave am there since go stand, if say I de thief I for done collect am I smiled, This man no sabi say nobi me get this bag, I thought I resumed my Gulder ultimate search for clues Kai, Awon Oloshi (Thief ),God done punish you today, Barawo, Useless man,You done de do others since, Na today wet God catch you I.......... Find out what happened next Stay tuned N.B: For the first time ever, we have a story posted by a fan so u guys shld encourage him and if you think you can do better or you have a story you want to be aired here, then send it us at ameborgist@gmail
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 12:57:10 +0000
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